Announcing New Tax Credits for Home and Car Owners

 
Are you a proud canadian?
 

Stubbornly nostalgic? Love the smell of rendered seal fat?

YOU MAY BE ELIGIBLE FOR THE
Department of Obsolete Industry’s new

Seal Blubber innovation tax credits

Here at the DOI, we specialize in meddling in market fundamentals. Over the past century, demand for seal products has plummeted due to unpatriotic consumers at home and brainwashed consumers abroad.
But where others see the inevitable demise of the commercial seal harvest, the DOI sees opportunity! That’s why we’ve renewed our commitment to spend millions of your tax dollars on seal blubber-based home and car improvements.

So bring a little blubber into your life.